Paris, France (1993) How to find creativity through fucking

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IMDB

“Understand that sexuality is as wide as the sea. Understand that your morality is not law. Understand that we are you. Understand that if we decide to have sex whether safe, safer, or unsafe, it is our decision and you have no rights in our lovemaking.” -- Derek Jarman (British Film Director, Artist and Author, b.1942)

"French women have been made beautiful by the French people - they're very aware of their bodies, the way they move and speak, they're very confident of their sexuality. French society's made them like that." -- Charlotte Rampling

Don't judge a book by its cover. Sometimes, you can't judge a movie by its poster either. Case in point: Paris, France (1993). The poster makes it look like just another erotic movie and that was my initial impression, too. Heck, I only downloaded it because of the poster - I was sure to get some tits. Then, while cutting out the first nude scene, I heard the woman's narrative voice-over and was intrigued so I tried to watch it and well, turned out it's a not so bad comedy-drama about this chick who is a writer. She has been suffering from a prolonged writer's block so she decides to find her lost creativity via sexual activities. Great idea, chick! If anything, it gives the movie a good excuse to show many sex scenes. None of it was designed to be erotic, because, like Catherine Breillat's Romance (1999), this is a film about sexuality and such films are rarely erotic.

Paris, France is not the greatest movie ever made on the subject of sexuality, but it has its moments and some witty dialogue.

Lots of nudity and somewhat graphic sex. The B&W scenes depict Lucy's sexual fantasies.
Warning: there is a man on man sex scene at the end.

Check it out:
http://avaxhome.ws/video/genre/comedy/tt0107779.html

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http://rapidshare.com/files/320050604/Paris.France.1993.dvdrip.xvid.part2.rar
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http://www.multiupload.com/G7S9G9CVFQ (part 2)

File : 288 MB, duration: 0:18:15, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
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The Awakening of Gabriella (1999)

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It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about. ~Alan Ball, American Beauty, 1999

Looks like she is having a great time sucking on his...umm..belly buton.

IMDB

This is a movie about a woman's self discovery through sexual exploration. The plot? Gabriella sees husband fuck another woman. Confronted, husband says it's because Gabriella is a bore in bed. Gabriella very pissed-off. Gabriella's dirty facets are henceforth awakened. Gabriella goes fuck another man. Gabriella becomes a stripper, for fun. Take that you cheating son of a bitch!!

Review from eFilmCritic by Chris Parry:

You’ve got to love a movie that starts off with an extreme close up of a vagina. Having intimately explored Susan Featherly’s butcher’s window, we can now get started with an actual storyline. That basically means we get to see Featherly picking flowers in a field as a voiceover tells us about her great boyfriend… then we cut to the great boyfriend tooling another woman. Way to set up a story inside thirty seconds while giving us not one, but two sex scenes. Kurosawa would be proud.

Next we cut to our heroine driving to the big city where she’d get a job as a stripper, stopping along the way to pick up some ‘experience’ by humping a hitchhiker or two. So much for storyline.

You know what’s funny about softcore made-for-TV films? In these films, nobody ever takes a shirt off, they rip it off instead. Now, I don’t know about you, but even if I was gearing up to schtup Christina Ricci after a night of blue balled smooching, if she decided to rip all the buttons off my shirt in the act of getting at my stuff, I’m going to be pissed. I mean, hell, it takes a lot of messing about to sew a button on a shirt. I don’t know about you, but my shirts are nice – I can’t have the bitches just ripping my shit up because they’re eager to get to ‘Simba’.

If there’s one thing that sets this flick apart from all others of its ilk, it’s that the director is obsessed with his female starlets’ landing strips. I mean, there’s a LOT of borderline hardcore shots in this flick and plenty of nakedness from many different people. It ain’t no American Beauty, but it could well be an American Booty, if you follow what I’m saying.

So anyways, Featherly gets naked, Featherly humps a lot, the acting sucks, the writing stinks, the budget equals about sixteen bucks. You do the math.

You know, the reviewer made an interesting point about shirt ripping. There are always valuable lessons to be learned from horror and softcore flicks. Today's lesson is: don't wear a shirt if you think you're about to score some pussy. Myself, I wear T-shirt all the time. They are much easier to take off if need arises.

Anyway, while The Awakening of Gabriella is not the best softcore movie ever made it still has tons of good shots of all the right body parts, a guarantee to keep you wide wake, no matter what time of the day.

http://www.realraptalk.com/f59/rs-softcore-movies-collection-updated-193759/

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http://rapidshare.com/files/309850684/The.Awakening.of.Gabriella.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/309870858/The.Awakening.of.Gabriella.part2.rar
or
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http://www.multiupload.com/0PXKCPWICP (part 2)

File : 372 MB, duration: 0:43:52, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 332 MB, 1060 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 560*448 (5:4), Divx v5,
Audio : 40 MB, 128 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,

Clips from The Perfect Education series (1-6)

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HKFlix

The Perfect Education is a series of Japanese erotic movies that share the same theme: young girl (usually high school girl), or woman, kidnapped by a man (usually a weirdo or pervert) who wants to train them to be docile sex toys. After some initial resistance, the women come to wonder "Hey, what is that amazing feeling in my pussy? It's really great!!" thus they fall for their captors. Stockholm Syndrome explained by sex.

Check out the HKflix page if you want more info for each individual installment. Personally, I like the Captive Files series better.

By the way, I am not totally sure kidnapping people in order to give them private sex education is the perfect way to go about finding your soul mate. Best not try this at home, kids.

Noting explicit. Boobs and Butt.

Download the clips:
http://rapidshare.com/files/298481731/The.Perfect.Education.1.1998.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/298485323/The.Perfect.Education.2.2001.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/298487877/The.Perfect.Education.3.2002.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/298489434/The.Perfect.Education.4.2002.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/298494626/The.Perfect.Education.5.2003.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/298501976/The.Perfect.Education.6.2004.rar

I uploaded those files to RS awhile ago, just got around to posting them today. Kind of busy right now so I can't upload to multiupload. Sorry about that.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009)

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Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity. Written by PieGuy

Here we go again with the hapless teenage boys on a quest to lose their cherry. Lots of big boobs.

http://www.alivedownload.com/7505-american-pie-book-of-love-2009-dvdrip-xvid-ac3.html

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File : 53 MB, duration: 0:03:14, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 44 MB, 1925 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 700*360 (16:9), XVID
Audio : 8.87 MB, 384 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 6 channels, AC3, CBR,

Liebe in drei Dimensionen (1973) Christina Lindberg and other Swedish sex kittens

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Liebe in Drei Dimensionen is a softcore comedy filmed entirely in 3D. Imagine that! Ain't it totally awesome to watch Christina Lindberg's boobs in 3D? Alas, all we poor mortals have is a dvdrip, and not a very good one at that. It's still better than nothing. More Christina Lindberg is always better. But she isn't the only star of this film; there is a cumload of other actresses showing their wares, too, including Ingrid Steeger.

What is this movie aboot? I have no idea. Must be about people having sex, I guess.

Check it out here:
http://avaxhome.ws/video/video_time/seventies/liebe_3d.html

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http://www.multiupload.com/CGD5JQBC4Z (part 2)
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File : 407 MB, duration: 0:47:13, type: AVI, 1 audio stream
Video : 375 MB, 1110 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 720*400 (16:9), Divx v5,
Audio : 32 MB, 96 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,