HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls

I was just out on the streets and saw some pretty girls dressed in nice Halloween costumes and that reminded me it's Halloween today.

So HAPPY HALLOWEEN to those of you who celebrate it. Don't overdose. Wear rubber. Don't dance on graves. And above all, watch out for Michael Myers.

Check out this website for some interesting facts about Halloween and its origin.

And watch this movie, if you haven't already. It's the perfect film for the occasion, not to mention one of the best Halloween movies I have seen in ages.



Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.

Alice ou la dernière fugue (1977) aka Alice or The Last Escapade - Starring Sylvia Kristel and you know what that means

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I am sure you have seen the hardcore Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976). Initially, I thought Alice ou la dernière fugue was a softcore version of Alice in Wonderland with plenty of sex and nudity, simply because it stars Silvia Kristel. But that is not the case here, for this is a Claude Chabrol film. The man doesn't do softcore, he does art. But fear not, because what would a French arthouse film be without some bare titties? Sylvia Kristel has a full-frontal scene as she prepares to take a bath only to be interrupted by some creepy voice.

I read some review in French and it seems this is a little gem well worth discovering if you have the time. There was a time when I used to watch tons of non-mainstream films. I still do now but much less than I'd like. Times change, shit happens, and life catches up with you.

Download the whole movie at:
http://avaxhome.ws/video/genre/drama/chabrol_alice_derniere_fugue_1977.html

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http://rapidshare.com/files/299894366/Alice.ou.La.Derniere.Fugue.1977.dvdrip.xvid.rar

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Red Velvet (2009) Sex in the woods may be unheathy

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Aaron and Linda live in the same building. One day, they run into each other at the Laundromat. Aaron treats Linda like shit but she keeps coming back for more. Stupid bitches tend to be that way. They end up having a lunch date where they share stories about gruesome happenings. Aaron tells Linda the tales of a masked killer in a white jumpsuit. Is Aaron a normal guy? You bet your ass he ain't.

I knew there was a reason people keep making indie horror flicks, even though most of them are shit. Red Velvet is the reason. It has a nice story, good humor, OK acting, over the top gore and lots of style and colors; not to mention the cartoonish but refreshing ways in which people got slaughtered.

Highly recommended.

Oh yeah, there is a great scene where a young couple has sex in the woods, which is not a safe thing to do, in this day and age. Thankfully, the killer is a man of great decency, for he lets them finish their coupling first. Great attitude, dude.

Joke:
-How did the crazy killer go through the woods?
-He took the psycho path.

http://www.freshwap.net/forums/movies/371037-red-velvet-2009-rerip-dvdrip-xvid-lap.html

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Jours tranquilles à Clichy (1990)

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[Giuditta Del Vecchio]



[Eva Grimaldi]



[Anna Galiena]



[What a waste of perfectly good pussy!!]

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This is Claude Chabrol's 1990 adaptation of Henry Miller's Quiet Days in Clichy. It tells the story of a young, penniless and expatriate writer, namely Henry Miller, who spends his days in Paris brothels, presumably in search of inspiration. Those lovely muses certainly inspired him real hard.

Unlike the 1970 Danish version, the sex scenes in this one are pretty tame. However, it had a big plus: Giuditta Del Vecchio in all her naked nubile glory. I didn't find any concrete information for this actress but I read somewhere that she was underage at the time. It certainly looks that way to me. Or it could just be wishful thinking.

Note: the nude actresses are Italian, not French.

Video quality leaves a lot to desire, but this is the only rip of Jours tranquilles in Clichy that I could get.

Enjoy!

Get the movie at:
http://rare-cinema.com/295-tixie-dni-v-klishi-jours-tranquilles-a-clichy.html
(You'll have to register but it's quick and painless. Note: the file contains 3 audio tracks: Russian dub, Spanish dub and original French)

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http://rapidshare.com/files/299891875/Jours.tranquille.a.Clichy.1990.rar

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The Band (2009) Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n Roll and Sex and Sex and Sex and Sex

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Obviously, The Band wants to be another 9 songs but it fails miserably, in terms of story and sex . It's just borderline softcore porn thinly disguised as a movie about rock bands. OK simulated sex and tons of T&A.

If the movie was meant to be a critique of the rock 'n' roll milieu where male rock singers are debauched dudes who do drugs and fuck anything that moves, well, we have all seen that about a million times before. Was it a love story? Let's see: chick gets dumped by boyfriend. Chick finds success as a rock star but is unhappy 'cause chick needs true love. Chick finally finds soul mate in the lesbian manager. End of the story. How freaking original. In between, we see lots of fucking and singing.

Recommended, but only for the abundance of sex and nudity.

Get the 'movie' at:
http://www.zerosec.ws/the-band-2009-dvdrip-xvid-citrin/

Download the clip:
http://rapidshare.com/files/299413949/The.Band.2009.DVDRip.XviD-CiTRiN.rar

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Video : 169 MB, 1147 Kbps, 25.0 fps, 640*352 (16:9), XVID
Audio : 23 MB, 157 Kbps, 48000 Hz, 2 channels, MP3, CBR,

Here are the comments by a visitor who has very sharp eyes:

Some corrections on 'The Band'. There's no real fellatio (she's clearly sticking it next to her mouth). I haven't seen any cunnilingus anywhere!
Also no real sex anywhere in 'The Band'. Dont be fooled when something looks like the real thing, because it just isn't. 9 Songs WAS 1000x better!"

So I did some frame-by-frame examination and sure enough, the fellatio scene was special effect :) Use VirtualDub Mod, advance the scene frame by frame and you'll see.
Thanks, Sherlock Holmes!!

"Fanny Hill" (2007) Brit actress Rebecca Night nude and having sex

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[I am fucking bored!!]


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Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure (popularly known as Fanny Hill) is an erotic novel by John Cleland first published in England in 1748. Written while the author was in debtor's prison in London, it is considered "the first original English prose pornography, and the first pornography to use the form of the novel." - From Wikipedia

"Fanny Hill" is the 2007 mini-series adaptation of the aforementioned controversial novel. I haven't read the original book but I found this TV adaptation to be enjoyable enough, if only because I like the lead actress (Rebecca Night, only 22 at the time) and the generous dose of nudity and sex also helps. It's about a 15 year old farm girl who becomes a whore. It's like Memoirs of a Geisha with tits and ass. That comparison may invite you to think this is some kind of sophisticated movie with a moral message. Well, it is not. This is just another above average erotic comedy - one that is not vulgar and doesn't feature toilet humor.

Nudity-wise, it has much less sex and skin than the 1983 version.

I am going to put the e-book version on my cell phone and read it next time I wait for the bus. Meanwhile, if you want to know what the fuss was all aboot, you can download the book by clicking on the image below:


Get the whole movie at:
http://warezforum.info/movies/233631-fanny-hill-2007-a.html

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http://rapidshare.com/files/298492632/Fanny.Hill.2007.dvdrip.xvid.rar

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Naked Lies (1998) Mineko Mori and Shannon Tweed nude and having sex

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Naked Lies. It's one of those catchy movie titles that almost seems to mean something but when you really think about it, it's just nonsense. If there exist naked lies, does that mean there also are clothed lies? Scantily-clad lies?

Upon hours of meditation, I have finally achieved a state of temporary enlightenment and found an explanation for that title: when you ask a woman "Did you come?" and she says "Oh, yes" and then you ask "Was I good?" and she says "You were wonderful. You are the best!!" or "You have such a great penis!!" Those, my friend, are the naked lies. Not all lies are bad. Naked lies are especially good for our manhood. It's like religion, really. Deep down, a rational man knows it's bullshit, but wants to believe it anyway.

On another note, there is not much bare tits from Shannon Tweed in this film. Was she on a nudity diet? Did she find Jesus and suddenly got shy about baring those melons of her? Where was the wild abandon?

Shortage of Tweed-breasts aside, there are still some good sex scenes here, featuring Mineko Mori who has a great body and look. Who is she? Where does she come from? That, I do not know.

I am so inspired by the nakedness of all this, I even made a haiku, for your reading (dis)pleasure:

Naked is Shannon
Moaning and riding her man
But we don't see much

Her name promised us
Plenty of her tits and ass
They were naked lies

And before say "Dude, you suck, it doesn't even rhyme!!" FYI, haiku don't have to rhyme. So it's perfect for dudes like me :)

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