Dellamorte Dellamore aka Cemetery Man (1994) Anna Falchi nude and having sex

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Anna Falchi

I watched Zombieland a couple of days ago and it was a lot of fun. As much fun as Shaun of The Dead, I would say. It put me in the mood for more zombie flicks so I browsed through my collection and found the perfect fix: Dellamorte Dellamore aka Cemetery Man (1994), a cult gore movie that is funny, refreshing, sometimes witty, sometimes disturbing and distasteful. It's about this guy who works in a cemetery where the dead have the annoying habit of coming back to life, sometimes at the most inopportune moments.

It's been years since I last watched this movie so I was pleasantly surprised to see some great nude scenes featuring the mesmerizing boobs of Finnish-born Italian model and film actress Anna Falchi. What a drop-dead gorgeous body!!

Cemetery Man may not be the greatest film ever made and it certainly is not for everyone but it sure as hell is a fun ride - a surreal, unconventional, entertaining cocktail of sex, death, gross humor, gore, tits and zombies all nicely mixed together.

And here is another valuable lesson to be learned from horror movies:
It is not advisable to make love to a woman when your recently deceased husband is just six feet under you.

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Femmes (1983)

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If the feminist bitches get ahold of this obscure French movie, they're gonna be very pissed. The title is Femmes, which is Japanese for women, and the whole film is just about attractive femmes either being in the nude or in the process of having sex. In a word, women equals sex. I could picture watching this film with my non-existing feminist girlfriend and she would be like "What the fuck? Is that all that the word 'women' means? We're nothing but sex objects?" And, obligingly, I would be like "Of course not, honey, you know I don't think that way. Fucker who made this stupid movie should be taken out back and shot multiple times in the balls. What a sexist bastard!!". A wise man always knows when to lie.

Unfunny jokes aside, Femmes is a rather boring erotica filled with nudity and sex. It's about this guy who is a serial fornicator. He visits an island where his old girlfriend is living. Then he bangs her. Bang bang bang! And then he bangs her daughter, too. Bang bang bang! Then he figures "why stop at that?" so he goes and bangs a lesbian couple also. Insert more bangs here. My hero!

Not the greatest example of French erotica, but worth a watch for all the beautiful, naked women.

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Mia Kirshner nude in The L Word

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“They say that lesbians hate men.
Why would a lesbian hate a man?
They don’t have to fuck them!” – Roseanne

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Mia Kirshner

Here are some nude scenes of Mia Kirshner I collected from various episodes of The L Word, a TV show about the lives and loves of attractive cock-deniers.

First time I saw Mia Kirshner was in Exotica where she plays a stripper in schoolgirl uniform. She is sexy as hell in that movie but doesn't show much skin which is really frustrating. Thankfully, she does put her wares on display a lot in The L Word. The thing is, the cameraman seems to suffer from arthritis and is also half-blind 'cause he likes to use close-up shots that focus on all the wrong body parts. We do get some good, clear shots of Mia Kirshner's boobies, though.

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Flesh for the Beast (2003)

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“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” ~Robin Williams

This so-called horror flick is directed by Terry West (Lord of the G-Strings, Sexy Sixth Sense, Witchbabe). When a porn director decides to do a horror movie, people have reason to be scared. And it's not because Flesh for the Beast is scary. Like the succubi it portrays, this movie will suck your brain cells dry and leave you brain dead if you dare watch it.

A team of ghostbusters investigate a haunted house. 3 demon bitches from Hell. 3 pairs of tits. 4 nude scenes. The succubi aren't really attractive but the tits are good enough. The simulated sex sucks. Lots of gore for you bloodthirsty types.

If anything, Flesh for the Beast is a testimony to man's cursed ability to be blinded by lust. Show a man a naked, pretty woman and he will want to have sex with her, doesn't matter if he is in a supposedly haunted house and the woman isn't supposed to be there at all.

Don't bother unless you're a die-hard gorehound who will gobble up anything with blood. Terry West should really stick to making porn.

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Cadavres (2009) Julie LeBreton nude

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"What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap." --James Agate


Award-winning Canadian actress Julie LeBreton

Cadavres is the new horror flick from Quebecker Erik Canuel, responsible for 2006's crowd-pleasing comedy Bon Cop, Bad Cop. It stars two of Canada's BEST talents: Patrick Huard and Julie LeBreton.

Cadavres is a bizarre and hallucinating tale of gory murders and incestuous desires, filled with gross-out humor. It is a horrifying, nervously funny tale of two psychologically challenged siblings. The brother "assists" the mother in her suicide, then calls up his sister to help him with the burial.

This pretty and pretty messed-up sister likes to walk around the room either stark naked or in her undies, an act that apparently has no other purpose than to give her brother a huge hard-on (see screenshots). But she goes berserk when he tries to stick it to her. Some women, can't understand them, can't kill them without getting caught. You can try and get them passed out drunk, though - best way to spend money on booze.

I didn't expect greatness from this movie so I wasn't disappointed when it didn't turn out to be a masterpiece. It is, however, a lot of fun. Quebeckers in particular should be delighted to see Julie LeBreton nude.

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